listen, i haven’t done any homework today like i was supposed to be doing from the MOMENT I WOKE UP, but two VERY important things have happened to me today anyway.
one: they finally opened a coffee place by my house and not only does it NOT SUCK AT ALL like the last one did before it turned into an equally horrible bar, it is also run by a VERY PRETTY LADY. charles and i walked there and they made me a VERY NICE CINNAMON HONEY LATTE and an EQUALLY NICE APPLE MUFFIN, and it was delicious and made by a babe, which are two things i appreciate very much in this life.
two: i was standing on my porch idly stroking my beard and admiring the day just now, and a VERY HANDSOME HUNK was walking his puppy down the road, except the puppy was VERY sleepy and did NOT want to be walking anymore, so the hunk kept trying to motivate him by saying “BE REASONABLE” and “YOU LOVE WALKS, I PROMISE.” then the puppy laid down on the sidewalk and sighed, and the hunk also sighed, and picked him up and carried him home. it has been a good day.