Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about...
Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold,
To Dungeons Deep and Caverns Old,
The Pines were Roaring on The Heights,
The Winds were...